How To Chat In Instagram | Funny Chat With Girl [ Hindi ] (2024)

How To Chat In Instagram – Doso ye post sirf entertainment purpose ke liye banai gayi hai me aapko recommend nahi karta ki aap kisi anjaan person ko message bheje dosto ye jo ladki hai me isse nahi

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How To Chat In Instagram – Funny Chat With Girl [ Hindi ]

Ye messages maine apni personal id se nahi bheja tha mere pass ek second instagram i’d hai usse bheja tha yaha maine hello,Kya ye sach hai isliye bheja kyunki simply hello bhejta to wo reply nahi karti

He – hello
Kya ye sach hai
She – kya?

He – yahi ki aap ache logo se dosti nahi karte
She – nahi to aap ko kisne kaha

He – acha to phir mujhse kyu nahi kar rahe 😂
She – kyuki mujhe pata nahi ki aap ache hai ya bure

He – acha
Aapke lia ache ki defination kya hai
She – acha wo hota hai jo kisi ko direct message nahi bhejta

He – fir to duniya me koi bhi acha nahi hai kyuki
Dost banne se pahle sab anjaan hi hote hai
She – acha!!

He – aur bure kon hai aapki nazar me
She – aap

He – yaar aap to directly bejti kar rahe ho thoda indirect to karo!
She – acha thik hai
Wo insaan jo abhi mujhe irrtate kar raha hai
Wo bura hai

He – kisi himmat aapko irritate karne ki kon hai wo😂
She – wahi jo abhi mujhe message kar raha hai

He – are yaar ye duniya bahut buri ha… abhi aap aur mai baat kar hain tab
Bhi aapko koi msg karke disturb kar raha hai

She – nahi sirf aap hi ho
He – choro yaar
Aap direct beizzati hi karlo
Indirect aap aur jyada khatarnak karte ho
🤣

She – thik h to btao aap kon ho or msg kyu kiya
He – happy diwali bolne ke liye

She – thik h bol diya na
He – yaar pichle janam me aap ka aur mera breakup hua tha kya

She – pata nahi??
He – par aap aise gusse me baat krree ho jaise ladkiya apne ex boyfriend se karti hai

She – me strangers se aise hi baat karti hu
He – par aap ab to ham known hai naa

She – vo kab hua
He – abhi abhi

She – maine kaha hum friends hain
He – ok ok me samajh gaya

She – kya ??
He – yahi ki aap kisi baaat se pareshan ho abhi
Agar ho to btao mai logo ki pareshani dur karne me expert hu

She – nahi hu
Or aap ho kon jisse mee btau

Arey yahi to fayda hai
Ki mai aapka kuch nahi hu
Agar dost ya kuch hota to…. Aapke samne to tareef karta par dusro ke samne aap ka mazak udata

She – acha
He – haan to aap jo bhi mujhe btaoge wo mere dil❤️ me lock🔒 ho jayega

She – agar lock khul gaaya to
He – arre mai apne dil❤️ ka password bhul gaya hu

She – to password reset karlo
He – thik hai
Dil❤️ ka password reset kar raha hu…..aapke dil❤️ me OTP aayega
Bta dena
🤣

She – mere dil❤️ me kyu aayega
He – aapke dil❤️ kaa number daala haain naa isliye

She – acha
He – haa aaya koi OTP

She – nahi aaya?
He – oh lgta hai ab dil❤️ tudwaana padega

She – tudwa lo
He – abhi jaroorat nahi agar hogi to aap tod dena

She – mai kisi ka dil❤️ nahi todti
He – tabhi to aapko message kiya hai

She – acha to aapko pehle se pata hai kya…ki mai dil❤️ nahi todungi
He – haan jiska khud ka dil❤️ toota hai wo mera kyu todega

She – aapko kisne kaha mera dil toota hai
He – mai kya koi bewakoof bhi bata dega ki aapka dil❤️ toota hai

She- kaise?
He – vo aise ki pahle apki profile me aap apni photos post karte the…
Ab sirf quotes dalte ho wo b dhokhe… dard wale

She – ohhh i see
He – hmmm
To ek suggestion du

She – haan bolo?
He – choro aap manoge nahi

She – bolo
He – ye sad post delete kaarlo

She – kyu
He – agar apko koi dard hai…takleef hain to log iska fayda hi uthayenge aur jiske liye dala hai agar usse fark padna hota to abhi tak padd chuka hota

She – hmm right
He – so delete it & be happy😊
She – ok thanks

He – most welcome
She – 😊

He – ek baat or bolu
She – haan bolo

He – mujhe sirf aapke quotes hi nahi apki pic dekh kar bhi lagte hain aap dukhi ho
She – kaise?

He – yaha maine uski insta id se hi uski pic seend ki
Is pic me jo aap hans rahe ho uske piche ka dard saaf nazar aata hai

She – acha
He – haan ab ye baten or karuunga to aap aur dukhi ho jaoge
To ek game khele

She – konsa
He – flirt karne wala

She – mujhe flirt karna nahi aata
He – koi nahi aaj sikh jaoge

She – ok
He – so mai start karu

She – OK
He- acha aap wahi ho naa

She – kon
He – jo mujhe kuch din baad janu,baby bolegi

She – nahi me kyu bolungi
He – arey yaar
Game khel rahe hai hum
Flirt karna hai
Mai bhi mazaak hi kar raha hu

She – ha ha OK
He – ab aapki baari

She – apne mummy papa ko lekar mujhe dekhne kab aa rahe ho
He – shadi ke baad
She – kiski shadi

He – aapki or meri
She – lekin ussse pahle ladki dekhni paadti hain naa

He – arey apne dil❤️ ke smart TV mai apne ghar walo ko apki super HD tasvir dikha dunga
She – acha

He – acha
😆
Aapke dil❤️ mein locker bhi hain, smart tv bhi hai
Aur kya kya hai

he – yaha maine dubai me jo palm jumeirah hai waha ki pic send ki or kaha
Mere dil❤️ me palm jumeirah bhi hai aur waha hamare lia ek sea facing bungalow bhi hai
She – acha😂
Grah pravesh kab karu

He – pahle dil❤️ me pravesh krlo
She – aa jati hu rasta kidhar hai

He – rasta kya charter plain bhej raha hu
dil ❤️ me aane ke lia
She – bhej do

He – thik hain lekin ticket afford kar logi na
She – 😳
Mujhse se bhi ticket loge

He – tumse bhi nahi sirf tumse hi lunga
She – kyu

He – kyuki ticket me mujhe tumhara pyar chahiye
She – abhi to dosti bhi nhi hui

He – ab kya shadi k baad dosti karogi
She – nahi?

He – to fir kab karogi
She – kabhi nahi

He – acha chalo hum dono dosti nahi karte kuch or karte hain
She – kya
He – kuch aisa jisme dosti dushmani aur pyar sab kuch aa jaaye
She – but kya

He – dosti, dushmani,pyar
Do….du….ar
Doduar❤️
🤣

She – 👏
He – thank you

She – so is doduar me kya hoga
He – isme 3no chijen hongi
Kabhi dosti
Kabhi dushmani
Kabhi pyar❤️

She – acha hai
So cool
He – to ab hamara doduar ko aage badhya jaye

She – ha jaroor
He – so abhi tak dosti chal rahi thi…….ab thodi dushmaani kaar le

She – haaa par karenge kya
He – vo to mujhe bhi nahi samajh aa raha
Dushman kya karte hai?

She – ladai karte hai
He – haaa to chalo lets fight

She – OK
He – khud ko bahut beautiful samajhti ho kya

She – vo to mai hu
Tum khud ko bade ranbir kapoor samajhte ho
He – nahi neeraj joshi samajhta hu….

She – wo kaun hai
He – mai hun aur kon hai

She – dekha koi ni janta tumhe
He – are koi nahi janta fir b tumhe kya lagta hai tumhe line marunga me….mere itne bure din b ni aaye
She – abhi tak to line hi maar rahe the
He – kisne kaha— line to choro me ek dot b na maaru tumhe

She – aagar maaroge b to konsa mai pat jaungi
Tumhare jaise 36 hain mere deewane
He – honge hi…. Sasti car ke kharidar bahut hote hain
Mai to BMW hu
Log afford nahi kar paate mujhe

She – ohooo
Cycle me BMW likhne se cycle BMW nahi ban jaati
He – acha
Tum wahi ho na jo meri jaisi cycle ke aage selfie lene ke liye line lagati ho

He – yaha maiane ussko ek selfie lene wala funny gif send kiya
She – ye tum hi ho

He – par fir b tumse jyada achaa kar raha hai
She – arre chal chal

He – kahaa chal
She – pyar wale step me….dushmani bahut ho gayi

He – OK Janu
She – han baby

He – janu mai soch raha hu aapne whatsapp ka naam badal kar janu`s App kar du
She – kyu baby

He – Kyuki janu instagram me to tum ho lekin whatsapp me tumhari bahut yaad aati hai
She – baby instagram me aa gayi hu naa…whatsapp kya ab to tumhare ghar me bi aa jaungi

He – acha janu
She – han baby mai sochri hu apna aadhar card me aapka naam likhwa DU…….janu of my baby

He – are jaanu mai to sochra hu ham dono operation karva kar dil❤️ exchange karwaa lete hain
She – na na baby ab aaap jyadaa fekre ho

He – haaa
She – 😝

He – OK janu ab khana khane jata hu…bye
She – bye baby
He – janu ye mera number hai…….
91*********************
Ho sake to whatsapp me darshan de dena

She – OK baby
Abhi msg karti hu
He – ok bye……next time fir dosti se start karenge aur dushamani ko follow karte hue pyar tak jaayenge

She – OK
He – BYe
She – bye

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